Hey, I Heard Of You!
Me: One of my boyfriends ...
Him: Wait a minute, did you say"one of", as in former or plural?
Me: Plural.
Him: Is that, whaddya call it, poly ... amorous?
Me: Yes! I'm impressed you know the word!
Him: Well, a friend was telling me about this girl he knows ... Wait, what's your name?
Me: [gives real name]
Him: Yeah! My friend [name] was telling me about you!
Me: Yep I know him!
#MyReputationPrecedesMe #RealConversationsIHave #AtLeastTheseRumorsWereTrue
Him: Wait a minute, did you say"one of", as in former or plural?
Me: Plural.
Him: Is that, whaddya call it, poly ... amorous?
Me: Yes! I'm impressed you know the word!
Him: Well, a friend was telling me about this girl he knows ... Wait, what's your name?
Me: [gives real name]
Him: Yeah! My friend [name] was telling me about you!
Me: Yep I know him!
#MyReputationPrecedesMe #RealConversationsIHave #AtLeastTheseRumorsWereTrue