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COMPUTER: Windows has downloaded an important update! Do you want to restart now? If you don't do anything in five minutes, I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a big 'yes'.

ME: Not right now.

COMPUTER: How about now?

ME: Nope.

COMPUTER: You're going to have to pee sooner or later, tough guy.

It won't stop NAGGING me. Of course, sooner or later I have to step away from the computer, and when I come back:

COMPUTER: Windows is shutting down. HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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This is why I shut off auto-updates and just periodically go check them myself, manually.  I can then do my reboot on my terms, not freakin' Microsoft arguing with me.