The Journal Of The InnKeeper

Really, I tried to spare him. If he had just gone and read my profile after the first or 2nd time I suggested it and then quietly went away, I wouldn't have posted the chat:

johney1: hi
joreth: hi
johney1: How are you doing today and the waether
there with you now
joreth: I'm fine, I don't know how the weather is, I'm
inside
johney1: Ohh why dont you go out
joreth: because I'm working indoors
johney1: What kind of work do you do?
joreth: at the moment I'm catching up online
johney1: Ohh okay
johney1: Asl pls?
joreth: did you read my profile?
johney1: Ohh i dont..
johney1: am new to this place
joreth: then let me give you some advice ...
contacting women without reading their profile is a
HUGE no-no
joreth: most of the intro questions you're gonna ask
have already been answered in our profiles and it is
extremely offensive to find out that you couldn't be
bothered to take the time to read our profile fir
joreth: first
johney1: Yahh i do understood you
johney1: Am so sorry for that
joreth: also, fill out your own profile and answer all
the "Improve Matches" questions before contacting
women
joreth: you have a lot of work to do in order to make
your online self someone a woman would want to
talk to
johney1: Anyway am not in the state presently but it
has been a long time have been looking for
someone to be with...am a raod contractor and now
am in now for contract
johney1: Ohh thanks you for saying that..
joreth: we can't tell by your profile if you're someone
we should bother with
joreth: so, go fill out your profile, answer the Improve
Matches questions, then READ the girls profiles
before you contact them
joreth: if, after all that, you still want to chat, you can
look me up again
johney1: I will do that later
johney1: You thr?
joreth: yes, but you couldn't have possibly read my
profile by now
joreth: I don't talk to people until after they've read it
johney1: Ohh baby i have promiss you that i will do
that later okay
joreth: seriously, you need to read it before talking to
me
joreth: and don't call me baby
johney1: Ohh am so sorry
johney1: so what is your name now?
joreth: READ MY FUCKING PROFILE
johney1: Ohh i will
johney1: can we more to YAHOO messanger cause
this place it very slow
joreth: NO YOU FUCKING MORON ... READ THE
GODDAMN PROFILE
joreth: if you had read it already, you would know
what kind of response you would get
johney1: Ohh wait then
joreth: I tried being nice and explaining it to you
slowly, and I am VERY CLEAR about it at the top of
my profile so you could have read it and gotten the
hint then
joreth: but you continue to ignore me, so now you
get the full range of my abuse
johney1: Ohh am so sorry
johney1: ok

Fortunately for him, he got the hint before I could get creative with my language.