Them: So, how did you two meet?
Me & Friend: ...
Me: [blank look]
Friend: [blank look]
Me: I'm not sure, it was a really long time ago. Like, what, 13 or 14 years ago?
Friend: Was it at Necro?
Me: Probably. If it was at Necro, since we met through that particular mutual friend, then we probably met at an orgy.
Friend: That sounds about right.
Me: Oh, I bet it was that one orgy with [these people] and [this thing was happening]!
Friend: Yep! It was at that orgy!
Me: Hard to tell, all the orgies kinda blended together over the years.
My Dancer Friends: 0.0
My Non-Dancer, Very Vanilla Friend: I think I'm in over my head here. How many people get to casually mention that they met at an orgy?
Me: Well, in our circle of friends...
Non-Dancer: Never mind.
#ISometimesForgetTheRestOfTheWorldDoesNotDoTheThingsIDo #SoManyOrgiesTheyAllBlendTogether #ThisIsActuallyMyLife #AndYetIDoNotHaveSexNearlyAsOftenAsPeopleThink #PolyamoryOftenMeansMoreEmotionalProcessingThanSex
Me & Friend: ...
Me: [blank look]
Friend: [blank look]
Me: I'm not sure, it was a really long time ago. Like, what, 13 or 14 years ago?
Friend: Was it at Necro?
Me: Probably. If it was at Necro, since we met through that particular mutual friend, then we probably met at an orgy.
Friend: That sounds about right.
Me: Oh, I bet it was that one orgy with [these people] and [this thing was happening]!
Friend: Yep! It was at that orgy!
Me: Hard to tell, all the orgies kinda blended together over the years.
My Dancer Friends: 0.0
My Non-Dancer, Very Vanilla Friend: I think I'm in over my head here. How many people get to casually mention that they met at an orgy?
Me: Well, in our circle of friends...
Non-Dancer: Never mind.
#ISometimesForgetTheRestOfTheWorldDoesNotDoTheThingsIDo #SoManyOrgiesTheyAllBlendTogether #ThisIsActuallyMyLife #AndYetIDoNotHaveSexNearlyAsOftenAsPeopleThink #PolyamoryOftenMeansMoreEmotionalProcessingThanSex