joreth: (sex)
Them:  So, how did you two meet?

Me & Friend: ...

Me:  [blank look]

Friend:  [blank look]

Me:  I'm not sure, it was a really long time ago. Like, what, 13 or 14 years ago?

Friend:  Was it at Necro?

Me:  Probably. If it was at Necro, since we met through that particular mutual friend, then we probably met at an orgy.

Friend:  That sounds about right.

Me:  Oh, I bet it was that one orgy with [these people] and [this thing was happening]!

Friend:  Yep! It was at that orgy!

Me:  Hard to tell, all the orgies kinda blended together over the years.

My Dancer Friends:  0.0

My Non-Dancer, Very Vanilla Friend:  I think I'm in over my head here. How many people get to casually mention that they met at an orgy?

Me:  Well, in our circle of friends...

Non-Dancer:  Never mind.

#ISometimesForgetTheRestOfTheWorldDoesNotDoTheThingsIDo #SoManyOrgiesTheyAllBlendTogether #ThisIsActuallyMyLife #AndYetIDoNotHaveSexNearlyAsOftenAsPeopleThink #PolyamoryOftenMeansMoreEmotionalProcessingThanSex
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