The Journal Of The InnKeeper

Them: Women are so hard to read.

Me: Actually, if you just get to know us individually, you can learn...

Them: Relationshipping is so complex!

Me: Well, I have a User Manual...

Them: I mean how does anyone even know the right thing to do?

Me: I teach a workshop in...

Them: There's just no good or simple solutions to relationships!

Me: Here's my bulleted list organized by category...

Them: I just don't know what to say or do right now.

Me: I TOLD you what to do a year ago when I first noticed this was becoming...

Them: So mysterious!

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